A list of my fears

                                                            

1. Spontaneous anal prolapse.

2. My mom dying.

3. Working in an office forever.

4. Getting pantsed.

5. Getting raped.

6. Eating a banana infused with HIV (idk if I dreamt that this happened or if I saw it in a headline and         didn't care to continue reading, but either way, scary stuff).

7. My mom dying.

8. My husband brutally murdering me and our children because he suddenly decided he doesn’t like me     anymore.

9. Men who “hate cats.” Refer back to #5 on this list for what you can expect from a cat hater.

10. Falling for a phishing scam.

11. Deregulation. 

12. Bed bugs.

13. My mom dying.

14. People finding out that I am not trying to be quirky when I say I can’t do long division.

15. Hemorrhoids.

16. Pregnancy.

17. Child birth.

18. Recovering from child birth.

19. Raising children.

20. Children.

21. My mom dying. 

22. Having AI generated porn made in my likeness.

23. Waterboarding.

24. Seeing the gynecologist.

25. Hotels with bedding that is any color other than plain white. 

26. Being stopped for a street interview.

27. Postgrad.

28. Being drawn by a caricature artist and finding out exactly what is wrong with my face.

29.  The outbreak of WWIII.

30. Debt.

31. My mom dying.

32. Throwing up.