A list of my fears
1. Spontaneous anal prolapse. 2. My mom dying. 3. Working in an office forever. 4. Getting pantsed. 5. Getting raped. 6. Eating a banana infused with HIV (idk if I dreamt that this happened or if I saw it in a headline and didn't care to continue reading, but either way, scary stuff). 7. My mom dying. 8. My husband brutally murdering me and our children because he suddenly decided he doesn’t like me anymore. 9. Men who “hate cats.” Refer back to #5 on this list for what you can expect from a cat hater. 10. Falling for a phishing scam. 11. Deregulation. 12. Bed bugs. 13. My mom dying. 14. People finding out that I am not trying ...